Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by
MckMama. You can head over to
her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.
For instance, right as I was typing this, I did NOT freak out on my son because he broke his brother's brand new trophy that he just received on Saturday for basketball. It definitely does not the prove the rule that we can have nothing breakable in this house for more than two days with out it getting broken. I am still not slightly grumpy that it was broken considering it was his first trophy ever.

I did not laugh and call my son a monkey the other day when I noticed him picking at his hair and then putting his fingers in his mouth. I did not think it was hilarious when he said it tasted good. I then did not realize that he had chocolate all in his hair from the Valentine's Day party that he had at church the night before. I was also not reminded of that very morning when Luke told me that Jakeb slept with his candy and apparently slept with the chocolate right on his pillow causing it to melt all over his pillow and his head. I also did not attempt to brush the chocolate out only to realize that there was so much in it that I had to give him a shower.
I am not overjoyed with the fact that basketball is officially over for the season! Who-hoo!!!! And I'm not dreading the thought that we have four kids signed up for sports in the spring/summer.
Eric and I did not dress up for our themed worker's banquet with old fashion clothes, and we were definitely not thrilled when we won second place losing only to the people who actually rented their costumes.
On the other hand I was NOT mortified that I actually fit into the outfit that my mom had made forever ago for herself for another Old Fashion day at church. The I would never be able to fit into my mother's clothes. They would be way too big. I also did not realize that my mother has the shortest waist in the world. Even if I wasn't pregnant, the shirt stopped above my belly. Of course that did not mean that I had to pull the skirt part up way above my belly so that I could wear it all without being indecent. I wasn't uncomfortable wearing the outfit at all. Really.

(my mom and dad forever ago)
Oh, here's a good one. I bought a cake for the worker's banquet because I had no time to make anything. We had three games and a basketball party the same day as the boat ride banquet. Anyways, I did not tell the kids that I would bring any of the cake home for them if there was any left over. I did not watch as a server took the lid of my cake and throw it away and wonder how I would get the cake home later. I then did not manage to cover it with a paper towel, walk up the dock, slip and fall...all the while saving my cake. I then did not get all the way back to the church on a crowded bus, and then pick up my kids and get all the way back to my house only to DROP it the very minute I opened the car door. I did however, almost catch it with my foot. Such a bummer!
I did not celebrate my nine year anniversary by going to a Stampin UP party instead of a dinner or something with my husband. (Hey, I did make a nice dinner for everyone at home that night...steak and potatoes.) And we did NOT make these cute cards.

okay, and last one. My husband did not take Makenna to church last night with her hair sticking up like a PEACOCK. He would always comb her hair and make sure she had the perfect hair because he totally know how to do girl hair. He did not make everyone laugh when they saw her. I was not slightly embarrassed at all.