Not me, Monday

All right, so it's Not me, Monday again. I think that it's gonna be short and sweet.

I absolutely did not make Fried burritoes the other night and completely did not forget to add the taco seasoning in them. And of course, the burritoes tasted the same without the taco seasoning mix. NOT! Jakeb did not make the statement, "Hey, mommy they taste like hamburgers. They're not hot at all."

Remember that laundry basket that was NOT in the middle of my floor last week? Well, I promise you that it has NOT been replaced by another one that's been there for a couple of days too. Oh, and don't worry, my laundry is not piling high all over the house. Don't worry, it's definitely not.

I also did not watch with glee as my husband got dunked again and again in the dunking booth by children at church. It did not make me want to do a Whoop! Whoop!! and a little dance because that would be absolutely awful if it did. What kind of wife would I be if I did that.

I also did not give in and make my daughter a doctor's appointment to get her feet check because SO MANY people kept saying stuff to me about her not walking that I started to get paranoid. Nope, not me. I don't care what other people think. I definitely didn't give in. (More about that later.)